Terms of Service
Last updated November 5, 2026
MENU is a web app made by Things You Use Wrong (“we”, “us”), a sole proprietorship based in Denver, Colorado. These terms cover your use of MENU and your subscription. By paying for MENU or using it, you agree to them.
What MENU is
MENU lists orders at US fast-food chains with the protein and calories of each order, written the way you say them at the counter. Every number comes from the chain’s own published nutrition information, and each card shows its source and the date we checked it.
The numbers are a guide, not medical advice
- Restaurants change recipes and portions, and the food you get can differ from the published numbers. We update MENU when chains update their documents, but we cannot promise every card matches what a restaurant serves today.
- MENU does not list allergens. If you have a food allergy or a medical condition, ask the restaurant and your doctor, not MENU.
- MENU is not medical, dietary or fitness advice.
We are not the restaurants
MENU is not affiliated with, endorsed by or sponsored by any restaurant it lists. Restaurant names belong to their owners, and we use them only to tell you where an order is sold. The chain icons in MENU are our own drawings, not the chains’ logos.
Your subscription
- MENU costs $4.99 a month or $29 a year, plus sales tax where it applies. You choose the plan at checkout.
- Your subscription renews automatically at the same price at the end of each month or year until you cancel. Stripe charges the card you used at checkout.
- You can cancel at any time in MENU under “Manage subscription”, or email hello@thingsyouusewrong.com from the email you paid with and we cancel it for you. Cancelling stops all future charges; MENU stays open until the end of the period you already paid for.
- If we ever change the price, we email you at least 30 days before the new price applies to your next renewal, and you can cancel before it does.
- For the yearly plan, Stripe emails you a reminder before each renewal.
- Refunds follow our Refund Policy.
Your access link
After you pay, MENU opens through a personal link. That link is for you, so please do not post it publicly. If you lose your link, send “LINK” to @thingsyouusewrong on Instagram or email hello@thingsyouusewrong.com from the email you paid with, and we send it again.
What you may not do
Do not copy MENU’s list of orders in bulk, resell it, or use bots or scripts to pull it out of the app.
Payments
Stripe processes every payment. We never see or store your card number. Stripe’s own terms apply to the payment itself.
No warranty and our limit of liability
We provide MENU “as is”. To the extent the law allows, we make no warranties about MENU beyond what these terms say, and our total liability to you for any claim about MENU is limited to the amount you paid us in the 12 months before the claim.
Changes to these terms
If we change these terms in a way that matters for you, we update the date at the top and tell you by email or in the app before the change applies.
Law
Colorado law governs these terms. Any dispute goes to the state or federal courts in Denver, Colorado, unless the law where you live gives you the right to a court there.
Contact
Email hello@thingsyouusewrong.com or send a DM to @thingsyouusewrong on Instagram.