Privacy Policy

Last updated November 9, 2026

This policy says what MENU, a web app by Things You Use Wrong (“we”), knows about you, where it is kept, and how you get it deleted.

What we collect and where it lives

• When you pay: Stripe, our payment processor, collects your name, email, billing address and card. We see your name, email, billing address, plan and payment history in our Stripe account. We never see your full card number. Stripe uses your billing address to work out sales tax.
• Your access link: we save the link that opens your MENU in your Stripe customer record, so we can send it again if you lose it.
• On your phone: MENU keeps your access link, your saved orders and a copy of the order list in your browser’s storage, so the app opens fast and works offline. This data stays on your device; deleting the app or clearing the browser’s website data removes it.
• When you comment MENU on Instagram: we send you a direct message through LinkDM, a messaging tool. If you reply with your email, LinkDM stores it, and we use it only to send you MENU updates. Each email has an unsubscribe link.
• What you tap in MENU: we count taps so we can fix what confuses people: opening the app, the two start questions, which chain you open, a thumbs-up, a poll answer, and reaching or paying on the payment page. Each count carries a random code made on your phone your country (from Cloudflare, not stored as an address) and the tag of the link you came from (for example “dm” for a message). The code is not your name or email and is not tied to them, and we do not store your IP address with a count. A payment adds the same tag and code to your Stripe record, so we know which link led to it. You can clear the code any time by clearing the browser’s website data.
• Hosting: MENU runs on Cloudflare. Like any web host, Cloudflare processes your IP address and basic request data to deliver the pages and stop attacks.

What we do not do

• MENU has no ads, no advertising trackers and no cookies. The counts above are first-party, kept on our own database, and never shared.
• We do not sell your personal information and do not share it for targeted advertising.

Who else sees it

Only the companies that run MENU for us: Stripe (payments, receipts, renewal emails), Cloudflare (hosting) and LinkDM (Instagram messages and email sign-ups). The app loads its two fonts from Google Fonts, so Google sees your IP address when the page loads. We may also disclose information when the law requires it.

How long we keep it

Stripe keeps payment records as long as tax and accounting law requires. Everything else we delete when you ask, or within 12 months after your subscription ends.

Your choices

You can ask us what we hold about you, ask us to correct it, or ask us to delete it. Email hello@thingsyouusewrong.com from the address you paid with, and we answer within 30 days. These rights apply to everyone, wherever you live in the US.

Children

MENU is not meant for children under 13, and we do not knowingly collect information from them.

Changes

If we change this policy, we update the date at the top. If a change matters for how we use your information, we tell you by email or in the app first.

Contact

Things You Use Wrong, Denver, Colorado. Email hello@thingsyouusewrong.com.